Freitag, August 04, 2006

Helden im Internet

Weil wir offensichtlich momentan zu viel um die Öhrchen haben, um uns unlustige Sachen auszudenken (Profile wollen angelegt und gepflegt werden!), verweisen wir völlig uninspiriert auf einen gar lustigen Zeitvertreib. Surfen auf www.bash.org.
Here is one for you:

[j0ori] who's a decent shell provider?
[nadir] your mother
[nadir] i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night
[nadir] mwaha, being subtle rocks.
* Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match: Nadir)
* You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned)
-> -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much protection from "virii" these days.
-> -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to "upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi"
-> -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the unused files" though
-> -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too
-> -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy screaming
-> -j0ori- allow me to impersonate
-> -j0ori- [j0oris's mum=""] OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES, MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-> -j0ori- *gasms*
-> -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging back in" under "root" tonight.


Höhö, erinnert mich an meine Zeit im seligen #abgefucked Channel im Quakenet. These were the days...

2 Comments:

At 5:49 nachm., August 04, 2006, Anonymous l33t paxil said...

wer von euch war denn schon mal wirklich im quakenet? ... icq n4ps :P

 
At 2:54 vorm., August 05, 2006, Anonymous Langu said...

Ich. Da staunste, was?

 

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